Alright, alright, alright, okay, okay, okay, keep the noise down, some of us are a little delicate this morning.  I’ve been busy celebrating the best days of my life on cheap cider and warm beer for one too many nights in a row now and the inevitable has happened.   PLUS, due to exposure to that fiery orb in the sky, I may or may not resemble a lobster or some other form of crustacean…

The lessons I’ve learned from this are:

ONE: Do not let ANYONE convince you that Baby Oil can be used as a sun cream, it CANNOT, it can be used to fry human flesh however. Cover Up.

TWO: Cheap Cider and Warm Supermarket Own Brand Beer do not mix well, the result being that you feel like someone is trying to scalp you with a potato peeler, whilst banging a drum.  What do they say?  Drink Responsibly! Ha.  Drink less, or at least SLOWER, I say!

Until next time, ouch…

Victor Sage

PIC: Américo Nunes